Cut my bangs like this y/n?
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Yes.
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ok THIS is the best.
need to get portrait shots
I really had my hopes up that this was real for a minute until I spotted Kat Dennings.
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Will always reblog.
This is the Buckley Family. The children’s names were Susan and John. As a Halloween joke, all the kids in the neighborhood were going to get a dummy and pretend to chop its head off. The Buckley children thought it would be hilarious to actually murder their mother, so when the kids walked up the the door, they got an axe and slaughtered her. Once everyone figured out what they had really done, they called the police, but the kids were long gone by then. The only picture of them was this photo, taken by a trick or treater. The mothers body was later found half eaten.
that’s gross.
I read this around last years Halloween… I enjoy creepy tales like this.
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP.
this is not real, please someone tell me this is not real.
“Ron Fucking Swanson” - Portrait Painting by Sam Spratt
Being a fan of high-quality comedy television and not watching Parks and Recreation might just be the second most blasphemous thing you could do (the 1st of course being not watching Arrested Development). If for some reason you are in the “yet to watch” category, I present to you Ron Swanson aka exhibit A on what you are missing (youtube video).
If you have “seen the light” and are already familiar with Swanson Greatness, I humbly give you my painting of him. Features include: High and tight Swanson haircut, Swanson body hair, Swanson mustache, Swanson mustache chest hair (not groomed, grows that way naturally), Tammy tattoo, Tammy 2 tattoo, Tattoo of the text from Ron’s Speech to the boy’s basketball team, copious amounts of meat, the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness, Food and Stuff grocery store desk sticker, and Mulligan’s Steakhouse apron. High-quality Archival Prints Available HERE
Connect with my: portfolio website, tumblr, facebook artist’s page and twitter.
Dear God, this painting is mantastic.
This. is. amazing.
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Friends, loved ones: DO NOT, EVER, LET ME HAVE THIS in my future home. See that bottom step there, wayyy down at the bottom, that’s where you’d eventually find my dead body after I drunkenly missed that third step right there. Not a bad place to die, mind you, but I’d rather not.
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